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1. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in algebra class as a weapon of math disruption.
3. The roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference, who acquired his girth from consuming too much Pi.
4. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
5. When the cannibals ate the missionary, they got a taste of religion.
6. To write with a broken pencil is pointless
7. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
8. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder & got a little behind in his work?
9. The truth may ring out like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled.
10. What grows up while growing down? A goose.
11. What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th
12. What is the difference between a miser and a canary? One's a little cheap and the other is a little cheeper.
13. Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
14. A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."
15. Corduroy pillows are making headlines
16. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
17. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time
18. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
19. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
20. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
21. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
22. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
23. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
24. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
25.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.
This is probably the last post of these I will crank out.Hope you all enjoyed them while you could!I know, sorta random and boring, but hey!A girl gets bored, and laughs at these, and decided to share them!